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Young French girl, gleek, directioner, swiftie, potterhead, demigod, tribute, avenger, sherlokian clone clubber, and some other stuff that I probably forgot. Hufflepuff - District 4 - Poseidon's cabin. Awkwardly weird.
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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

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suspend:

why are girls hot and cute like wtf take a break

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808dilly:

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

Hahaha

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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westbor0baptistchurch:

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

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trappedinsuburbanhell:

your-lies-ruin-lives:

accioculus:

the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and she asked a young girl sitting in the priority seating if she could sit down because she’s pregnant and the girl replied, “well I’m really tired, i was at the march all day.”

Awkward.

Are you fucking joking

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ending the school year like

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ludgatess:

I feel like this gifset is missing someone important:

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